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Wayne Besen
PO Box 25491
Brooklyn, NY 11202
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
2 Comments:
10 great reasons... can not help to laugh
5 reasons why straight marriage is right
1 To proof True Love.(but they want to proof whether true love is here or it is never exist)
2 To proof they are not gay.(but sometimes you did check out a hot guy's butt even though you wear a wedding ring)
3 To proof there is an easy way to share others' property.(but do not forget most of the money go to the divorce lawyers' pocket)
4.To proof having sex with other women is more fun than with their own wife.(but how about try to with a guy, maybe it has the most fun)
5. To proof that straight people can do something that the gay people can not do since god love them more.(but I still love my god since he makes me cute to attract my guys)
This is a great list, Wayne! It simply proves what we have known amongst ourselves all along, which is that opposition to the rights of gays and lesbians is based upon prejudice, plain and simple. The fact that Texans and the populace of many other states rush to the polls in a frenzy to deny equality to those citizens who are different than they are is a blot on their land.
posted by Anonymous, at
11/19/2005 2:00 PM
