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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Angered by gay contests such as Mr. International Leather, Tom Crouse, pastor of Holland Congregational Church is launching a "contest" to name the most heterosexual guy in Massachusetts. "

"We're just looking for tolerance for heterosexuals. Someone should stand up for heterosexuality, someone should stand up and celebrate how God made us and I said, 'I'm gonna!', so I think I'll have a Mr. Heterosexual Contest!"
Sounds like a great idea! So, I have a few contestants in mind who swear they are straight. My friends, I'd love to hear your thoughts on which one should win the title of "Mr. Heterosexual".

1) Alan Chambers, "Ex-Gay" Leader 2) Richard Simmons 3) Clay Aiken 4) Sean Hayes, Will & Grace 5) Richard Cohen, "Ex-Gay" Therapist (Not the leatherman)





18 Comments:

I'm still nominating Melissa Fryrear.
posted by Blogger Guano, at 12/08/2005 5:17 PM  

Hahahha - they are all so queer I can't decide. How many blow jobs have been given between the bunch? Should I get my calculator?

Matt
Oklahoma
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 5:19 PM  

Haha, funny contest, I will vote Clay Aiken!!

Kim
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 6:45 PM  

Haha, funny contest. It is very hard to vote among those so called straight guy, but anyway, I think I will vote Clay Aiken.

Kim
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/08/2005 6:48 PM  

These righties are out of control. I've never felt so marginalized in my adult life. How do readers think this is going to ultimately pan out - the wingnuts are organized and apparently wield a great deal of power - it's kind of freaking me out.
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 10:13 AM  

Sean Hayes is NOT straight! LOL. I think you forgot Calvin Klein.

I vote for Clay Aiken
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 11:13 AM  

I vote for Richard Cohen. He looks like he's getting off with the leatherman feeling him up. What a FREAK!!!

George in Maryland
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 2:20 PM  

I vote for Richard Simmons....straight men don't slap other men in airports...
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 9:40 PM  

Clay Aiken is so damn hot. I'd fuck that queen up the ass, if he'd let me. But I'm 72 and he probably wouldn't. But if he's into us older gents, I've got a viagra on standby!
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2005 9:40 PM  

Jeff - you said you're freaked out.
Don't be: the farther these crazies reach with their tactics, the more they reveal themselves for the nutjobs they truly are. Then everyone sees how crazy they are, distances themselves, and the wackos lose. It's already begun, if you look around at everything that's happening politically these days. And more and more people are standing up for us, both within the LGBT community and the "mainstream" It's going to be ugly for a while, but VERY unlikely to get much worse than this.

Susie
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/10/2005 11:48 AM  

I vote for that Chambers dude. He's a big girl...the ultimate sissy. His wife must be SO stupid not to notice she has married a woman with a dick.

The ex-gay movement is just a bunch of bitter bottoms. I have yet to see a butch ex-gay. What do they put in the water at ex-gay boot camp - sissy pills?

By the way, I'm a sissy and pround of it! But at least I don't go off marrying a woman to make myself look butch. No beards here, honey!

Seth D.
New York City (Chelsea)
posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/13/2005 10:02 AM  

Why would anyone be upset? When homosexuals celebrate thier sexuality with parades, etc. it is okay, but not when Heterosexuals do? What gives?
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